Copy/paste form VN post. Thought it was funny.
Me: Ok, found a nice group of mobs to hunt, time to get a group together.
<You summon a Bone Commander>
Bone Commander: Sup
Me: Heya, let's hunt.
Bone Commander: We'll need more DPS, get a tank type since you'll be casting.
<You summon a Fossil Soldier>
Fossil Soldier: Yo
Bone Commander: Ok, we'll need a healer or 2 to minimize downtime.
Fossil Soldier: What's a healer?
Bone Commander: A class that heals and does no damage.
Fossil Soldier: WTH good is that? Get an archer! They own!
Bone Commander: no
Me: Ugh, none LFG except for these 2 lvl 18 ones.....
Bone Commander: Get them, better than nothing.
<You summon a Fossil Healer>
Fossil Healer1: Weeeeeeeeeee
<You summon a Fossil Healer>
Fossil Healer2: Yay!!!!
Me: Ok guys, kill that mob first.
Bone Commander: Follow me, I'll tank.
Fossil Soldier: RAWR, time to pwn!
Me: Good job, follow me to the next one.
Bone Commander: Aye aye
Fossil Soldier: OMFG, I did xxx+++ damage and then xxx+++ damage and then...
Bone Commander: Nobody cares, moving on
<Group moves to next location>
Me: Ok, we all here?
Bone Commander: Nope, the healers are still at the old location.
Me: Why aren't you guys with us?
Fossil Healer1: Still healing
Fossil Healer2: We moved, oh noes, I'm lost!!!
Me: Just come to us, head north a bit and you'll see us, but look out for aggro.
Fossil Healer1: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Fossil Healer2: Ouchie, something hit me.
Fossil Healer1: I'll save joo!
<Fossil Healer2 dies>
Fossil Healer2: NEED REZ PWEEEEEEEEEEZE
Fossil Healer1: Ack, something chasing me, running awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy
<Fossil Healer1 dies>
Bone Commander: Ugh, we have incoming....
Bone Commander: 2 incoming, assist me
Fossil Soldier: One is going for the caster, he's MINE!
Bone Commander: Uhm, assist me please
Fossil Soldier: hahaha, I'm roxxoring this one.
Me: Can't root, Soldier stop hitting it
<Fossil Soldier dies>
Fossil Soldier: Almost had him!
Me: Good fight commander, close one.
Bone Commander: ya
Me: Get those other guys back or find new ones?
Bone Commander: New imo.
