The Dark Alliance
Open Area => General Discussion => Topic started by: Bumblina on 20 October, 2005, 08:03:32 PM
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Imagine if all major retailers started making their own
cond oms and kept the same tag-line...
Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better
Tesco Condoms - every little helps
Nike Condoms - Just do it.
Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
KFC Condoms - Finger licking good.
Minstrels Condoms -melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load.
Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.
Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.
Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going.
Pringles condoms - once you pop, you cant stop
Burger King Condoms - Home of the whopper
Goodyear Condoms - for a longer ride go wide
F C U K condoms - no comment required.
Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain.
Halfords condoms - we go the extra mile.
Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long
Renault condoms - size really does matter!
Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin
Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in 30 minutes
Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!! (Please)
Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other cond oms just cannot
reach
Carlsberg condoms - probably the best cond om in the world
AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service
Pepperami condoms - it's a bit of a animal
Polo condoms - the condom with the hole
The Manchester United Condom... One Yank and your whole world falls
apart.
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hehe how bored are you
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it s just great mate ... very funny
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I like the Manchester United condom, sums up what most of us Man Utd fans feel.
I think I'll keep away from the Polo Condoms, they dont seem to be bothered it has a hole in it :)[/quote]
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Mac Donald Condoms - I'm lovin' it