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Bumblina

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And another funneh!
« on: 20 October, 2005, 08:03:32 PM »

Imagine if all major retailers started making their own
cond oms and kept the same tag-line...

Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better

Tesco Condoms - every little helps

Nike Condoms - Just do it.

Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.

Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.

KFC Condoms - Finger licking good.

Minstrels Condoms -melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load.

Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.

Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.

Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going.

Pringles condoms - once you pop, you cant stop

Burger King Condoms - Home of the whopper

Goodyear Condoms - for a longer ride go wide

F C U K condoms - no comment required.

Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain.

Halfords condoms - we go the extra mile.

Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.

Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long

Renault condoms - size really does matter!

Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin

Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in 30 minutes

Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!! (Please)

Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other cond oms just cannot
reach

Carlsberg condoms - probably the best cond om in the world

AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service

Pepperami condoms - it's a bit of a animal

Polo condoms - the condom with the hole

The Manchester United Condom... One Yank and your whole world falls
apart.
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And another funneh!
« Reply #1 on: 20 October, 2005, 09:57:48 PM »

hehe how bored are you
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« Reply #2 on: 21 October, 2005, 09:15:04 AM »

it s just great mate ... very funny
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« Reply #3 on: 21 October, 2005, 10:18:13 AM »

I like the Manchester United condom, sums up what most of us Man Utd fans feel.

I think I'll keep away from the Polo Condoms, they dont seem to be bothered it has a hole in it :)[/quote]
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« Reply #4 on: 21 October, 2005, 10:18:50 AM »

Mac Donald Condoms - I'm lovin' it
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